Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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