Don't you send me to vm
are you still at the devil's house?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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