they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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