windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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