Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
