Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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