We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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