Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
