he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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