but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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