Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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