the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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