what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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