yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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