Someone shit on the floor
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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