no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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