look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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