Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I love you. Go after that dick
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
