i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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