margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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