Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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