how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
His nipple licking is glorious
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