Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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