He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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