we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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