apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Quick, to the slutcave!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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