I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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