apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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