Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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