he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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