It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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Well, I met his girlfriend...
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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