I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I look better un-naked...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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