I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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