Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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