so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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