apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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