its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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