People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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