Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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