went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
how does that bad decision feel?
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