No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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