Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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