Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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