Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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