I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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