The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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