i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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