She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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