You just made me feel so damn special
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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