I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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