hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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