See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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