Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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