How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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