She's JV to your varsity
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Randomize
